Introducing The Cum Sock Exchange
Since its founding in 2007, The Cum Sock Exchange has revolutionized the sock trade, proudly facilitating over a million successful exchanges. Backed by endorsements from high-profile celebrities, we specialize in the discreet and efficient exchange of premium, used socks for a global community of dedicated clients.
At The Cum Sock Exchange, quality comes first. Each sock is carefully inspected for material excellence, ensuring the highest standards are met, whether it’s the softness of the fabric or the durability of the fibres. Our fast, private delivery service guarantees your satisfaction while maintaining full discretion.
Discover why The Cum Sock Exchange is the go-to marketplace for sock enthusiasts around the world. Experience comfort, quality, and a service you can trust—only with us.
Mike Oxlong, a Vietnam veteran and larger-than-life character, is no ordinary CEO. His journey from the battlefields of Vietnam to boardrooms of multi-billion-pound companies is one of resilience, ingenuity, and a deep passion for connecting people in unique ways.
Mike’s legend includes a charity event where he famously fought a gorilla one-handed while sipping a margarita from a glass sock—a moment that perfectly captures his fearless spirit and love for a challenge. His inventive mind led him to create the Variable Density Thermal Level, a ground breaking innovation in thermal management, but his true passion emerged in 2007 when he founded The Cum Sock Exchange.
For Mike, socks are more than just apparel; they are a symbol of connection. He envisioned a world where people could share, trade, and celebrate socks in all their uniqueness. Under his leadership, the company has facilitated over a million exchanges and earned celebrity endorsements, all while maintaining high standards of quality, speed, and discretion.
Driven by a desire to bring people together through creativity and comfort, Mike has redefined the sock industry, making The Cum Sock Exchange a global sensation.
At The Cum Sock Exchange, we pride ourselves on offering an extraordinary range of socks, crafted to suit every taste and texture. Whether you're looking for silky smooth indulgence or something more rugged and tactile, our collection has it all.
For those who crave luxury, our silky smooth and flavoursomesocks provide a sensory experien
At The Cum Sock Exchange, we pride ourselves on offering an extraordinary range of socks, crafted to suit every taste and texture. Whether you're looking for silky smooth indulgence or something more rugged and tactile, our collection has it all.
For those who crave luxury, our silky smooth and flavoursomesocks provide a sensory experience like no other. From the finest woolto more unconventional materials like rubber, wooden, or even chain mail socks, each product is designed to delight and surprise. Whether you prefer the softness of cashmere or the rough, sturdy feel of coarse wool, we’ve got something for everyone.
At The Cum Sock Exchange, innovation meets comfort—creating socks that are as diverse as our community.
At The Cum Sock Exchange, we believe in a future where socks are more than just an accessory—they are a symbol of unity, innovation, and boundless possibility. Our vision is rooted in inclusivity, embracing people from all walks of life, while promoting biodiversity and eco-friendly practices in everything we do.
We dream of a world wher
At The Cum Sock Exchange, we believe in a future where socks are more than just an accessory—they are a symbol of unity, innovation, and boundless possibility. Our vision is rooted in inclusivity, embracing people from all walks of life, while promoting biodiversity and eco-friendly practices in everything we do.
We dream of a world where the simple act of exchanging socks can bring people together, bridging gaps across cultures, communities, and even planets. That’s right—our ambition stretches beyond Earth. We're committed to being the first to send an interplanetary sock into space, paving the way for sock exchanges across the stars.
Our journey doesn’t stop there. We’re working on revolutionary breakthroughs in time travel, because who says you can’t send socks to the past or future? And at the heart of this visionary quest is Rupert, our beloved banana mascot, symbolizing our playful spirit and unyielding commitment to pushing the boundaries of what’s possible.
From eco-friendly innovations to intergalactic ambitions, The Cum Sock Exchange is dedicated to creating a more connected, sustainable, and imaginative future—one sock at a time.
At The Cum Sock Exchange, our team is more than just a group of professionals—we’re a family. Dedication and loyalty are in our DNA. Every member of our diverse and inclusive team, many of whom are disabled yet unstoppable, brings a unique set of strengths to the table. We’re not just passionate about socks; we’re ruthless in our pursui
At The Cum Sock Exchange, our team is more than just a group of professionals—we’re a family. Dedication and loyalty are in our DNA. Every member of our diverse and inclusive team, many of whom are disabled yet unstoppable, brings a unique set of strengths to the table. We’re not just passionate about socks; we’re ruthless in our pursuit of excellence, ensuring every exchange is smooth, discreet, and satisfying for our global clientele.
We operate with a strong sense of purpose and community, and we take pride in being a carbon-neutral company, committed to sustainability in everything we do. Our team members work tirelessly to guarantee top-quality service, lightning-fast delivery, and a seamless exchange process, all while maintaining the highest ethical and environmental standards.
Together, we’re not just changing the sock industry—we’re redefining it. Always looking for new talent to join our team!